mewsoleum:

ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:

  • panny
  • panuni
  • penne
  • paninny
  • panina
  • pnnnnnn
  • panty

chipotle:

  • chipotel
  • chipootle
  • chipotly
  • chernobyl
  • chepot
  • chepoodle
  • chipsodle

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yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

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tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

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I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.
Edgar Allan Poe, Complete Writings  (via abbiejoanx)

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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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